Interview With a Mr. Family Picture Taker

Name: Patsy Stone

Resides: Noxen Pa, 2nd floor apartment above a bar

Occupation: Personal Escort for Nursing Home Patients

Hobbies: Smoke, Drink, Gravestone Tracing

( of former dates) & Taking Pics for Mr. Family

Reasons for Taking Pics of Cars at Strip Club:
Wants revenge for not being hired as a Dancer
Men She Meets Do Not Need Foreplay
Gives Her an Excuse for Not Caring for Bedridden Mother

Patsy will no longer being taking pics for Mr. Family as she is marring Wilbur Johns, a 102 year old patient at the Breathe & GO Nursing Home in Carbondale. After his death, which will be anyday, she plans on entering Rehab. or a trip to Vegas, depending on her inheritence, Below are some pics Patsy took, which appear on Mr. family's website. " I was really on a bender the night I took these," she explained. " I woke up on the bus or was it under the bus, I just don't remember.

Mr. Family doesn't know anything about me. He just published my pics no questions asked." Patsy said she met a serial rapist, a prostitute, and an illegal immigrant, who were also taking pics for Mr. Family. "He promised us that we would get into heaven if we took pics for him. And he said God would mail Herberto a green card, and give Susie a born again pimp.

Editors note: This is a Mr Family parody. The picture is actress Joanna Lumley as Patsy on the BBC show

Absoulutely Fabulous. But the pics are really from Mr Family's website. Looks like they were taken by somebody on a bender, heh? And when you go trolling on the internet looking for someone to do your dirty work, ie picture taking, who know what or who you will get.