mrfamilyfunnies

A critical and often amusing look at Mr. Family, the anonymous Luzerne County Pa resident who is trying to close down adult establishments, he deems undesirable. Mr. family solicits people on line to take pics of cars parked at these adult establishmensts. But Mr. Family has run into several problems. the pics are of a bad quality, and the local news media has deserted him. Like a B movie , he has become an unintentional comedy. Email me; cspp@epix.net

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Location: wilkes-barre, Pennsylvania, United States

no i do not go strip clubs, but they are legal, one person should not tell us what to do

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

MR. FAMILY OUTED!??



ACCORDING TO THESE PICTURES
FROM
THE SOCK PUPPETS FROM HELL.COM
THESE PICS ARE OF MR FAMILY!!!
IF IT IS MR FAMILY,
PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN’T THROW STONES!!!
My wife and I do volunteer work at a soup kitchen. Quite frankly, most of people who come in for meals are better dressed than THE ALLEGED Mr. Family is in these pictures. The man looked an absolute mess to be at a prayer meeting/rally. Couldn’t he have worn a clean shirt bowling shirt for Jesus? Cleanliness is next is Godliness or so they say. The Salvation Army was right around the corner from that rally and the clothes they sell are clean! Mr Family could have picked up a new used set of duds quite cheaply. After all, Mr Family’s scheme to make money from his website was shot down after many people told him anonymous people soliciting money on the internet was illegal.
Perhaps that money he would not have to account for would have been laundered by a new washer and dryer, loads of detergent and deoderent.
And with a neck like Mr. Family’s, I would stay out of the woods during turkey hunting season.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is not an option! Lucky, It didn’t rain the day of the rally, as Mr Family would have drowned as many turkeys do when they are left out in the rain.
Mr. Fatty er I mean Mr. Family already had enough spare tires around his waist for a fleet of Cadillacs and these pics were taken before he spent those months behind the computer telling us that a steady diet of M & M’s would be bad for our health. God only knows what he looks like now. I bet it’s not pretty. My wife, who rarely says an unkind word about anyone, said " Imagine that on top of you, panting away, I’d slit my wrists."
One can almost understand Mr. Family’s frustration with the G-club being on the way to his favorite eateries. He became irritable counting cars and missed counting many because he was afraid the Old Tyme Country Buffet would run out of Spare Ribs before he got there.
And as far as Mr. Family thinking he saw a woman carrying a baby into the club, well, those drooping eyelids of his probably got in his line of vision. And yes, he forgot the camera, but he remembered the Kryspy Creme Donuts & the Ben & Jerry’s.
Seriously though, here is a morbidly obese man telling those who go to strip clubs they have an sexual addiction problem. Since Mr Family is so fond of quoting the bible, "get the spec out of your own eye before the eye of your brother". We all know that obesity causes heart disease, stroke and diabetes, as well as numerous other diseases. All we have to do is look at that gut Mr Family has and know HIS days are numbered.
No wonder he stayed in the closet.
Here's a few questions for Mr. Family:
You do not want to meet your maker next week Mr Family, do you?
You want to stay here and hope that the club closes in next 20 years or so then you can claim the credit, don't you? You want to stay on earth and tell everyone else how to live their life, don’t you?
Then, you need to get your food addiction under control, Mr Family before you can help others. It is just that simple.
So, here’s the deal, Mr. Family. Lose 70 or 80 pounds, shower, shave, get some new clean, clothes, then, email some pictures of your "brand new self" and we will sit down and talk about our shortcomings. Sound fair? None of us want to be hypocrites especially you. After all, Mr Family, we love you like a brother, even though you are a lying, self- righteous, contemptible, enormous, fat pig.
And thanks to my Buddy Mr Choice, for letting me know know about these pics!








ACCORDING TO THESE PICTURES FROM THE SOCK PUPPETS FROM HELL.COM,
THESE PICS ARE OF MR FAMILY!!! IF IT IS MR FAMILY, PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN’T THROW STONES!!!
My wife and I do volunteer work at a soup kitchen. Quite frankly, most of people who come in for meals are better dressed than THE ALLEGED Mr. Family is in these pictures. The man looked an absolute mess to be at a prayer meeting/rally. Couldn’t he have worn a clean shirt bowling shirt for Jesus? Cleanliness is next is Godliness or so they say. The Salvation Army was right around the corner from that rally and the clothes they sell are clean! Mr Family could have picked up a new used set of duds quite cheaply. After all, Mr Family’s scheme to make money from his website was shot down after many people told him anonymous people soliciting money on the internet was illegal.
Perhaps that money he would not have to account for would have been laundered by a new washer and dryer, loads of detergents and deoderent.
And with a neck like Mr. Family’s, I would stay out of the woods during turkey hunting season.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is not an option! Lucky, It didn’t rain the day of the rally, as Mr Family would have drowned as many turkeys do when they are left out in the rain.
Mr. Fatty er I mean Mr. Family already had enough spare tires around his waist for a fleet of Cadillacs and these pics were taken before he spent those months behind the computer telling us that a steady diet of M & M’s would be bad for our health. God only knows what he looks like now. I bet it’s not pretty. My wife, who rarely says an unkind word about anyone, said " Imagine that on top of you, panting away, I’d slit my wrists."
One can almost understand Mr. Family’s frustration with the G-club being on the way to his favorite eateries. He became irritable counting cars and missed counting many because he was afraid the Old Tyme Country Buffet would run out of Spare Ribs before he got there.
And as far as Mr. Family thinking he saw a woman carrying a baby into the club, well, those drooping eyelids of his probably got in his line of vision. And yes, he forgot the camera, but he remembered the Kryspy Creme Donuts & the Ben & Jerry’s.
Seriously though, here is a morbidly obese man telling those who go to strip clubs they have an sexual addiction problem. Since Mr Family is so fond of quoting the bible, "get the spec out of your own eye before the eye of your brother". We all know that obesity causes heart disease, stroke and diabetes, as well as numerous other diseases. All we have to do is look at that gut Mr Family has and know your days are numbered.
No wonder you stayed in the closet. You do not want to meet your maker next week Mr Family
do you? You want to stay here and hope that the club closes in next 20 years or so then you can claim the credit? You want to stay on earth and tell everyone else how to live their life, don’t you?
Then, you need to get your food addiction under control, Mr Family before you can help others. It is just that simple.
So, here’s the deal, Mr. Family. Lose 70 or 80 pounds, shower, shave, get some new clean, clothes, then, email some pictures of your "brand new self" and we will sit down and talk about our shortcomings. Sound fair? None of us want to be hypocrites especially you. After all, Mr Family, we love you like a brother, even though you are a lying, self- righteous, contemptible, enormous, fat pig.





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