LICENSE PLATE TRACED TO CONSERVATIVE MINISTER

This license plate, (pictured on left) and on Mr. Family's website has been traced to a vehicle rented by the Rev. Jimmy Swaggert. ( pictured left)
The Rev. Swaggert is in the area with
his " You Can Trust Me With Your Daughter" Gospel Tour..
When questioned by the media, The good Reverend started crying and said " I can't believe I got caught again. That f*****g Mr. Family. Why can't he stay home with the kids and the old lady and let me minister to the strippers. I was only praying for those girls when they were lap dancing for me."
This is not the first time Rev Swaggert has been caught in an adult establishment. In 1987, while bringing in 500,000 daily in money from tv viewers, his car was seen at adult motels.
And just like Mr. Family he told his followers to take pictures of cars parked at adult establishments A competing televangelist did just that. When he was caught with a $35.00 hooker, Sawggert cried and said he sinned. He was defrocked and then complained that millions of souls would go to hell because he was no longer a minister. He was reinstated. A few years later he was caught watching porn movies with a prostitute in a motel room. Little Jimmy was out of the pulpit when he was caught.
A woman with whom he had an adulterous affair for years told Penthouse magazine, he wanted to have sex with her 11 year old daughter. A few years later in 1995, Swaggert was caught again with a hooker in his car by police.
The hooker said Swaggert had hired her. In 2002, he was accused of plagarism by a fellow minister, and in 2004,
he said ( on his television show) he would kill any homosexual that looked at him.


Ok, it was not the Rev's car, we are just kidding but the rest of the story about Swaggert is true. Watch out for these people who seem a little too obsessed with strip clubs etc, esp when you do not know who they are. One never knows does one?