POLICE DO NOT BELIEVE MR. FAMILY!!!

In what has proven to be a collossal embarassment and a humiliating experience, Mr Family claimed on his blog that
he saw a woman carry a child into the club. Mr Family said he was driving back from a heart clogging dose of fat, salt, and sugar at Chuck E. Cheese's, and he had his family in the car at the time. Mr Family admitted to violating Pennsylvania driving laws.. " Yes I took my eyes off the road to stare at that strip club." he said. "My car has airbags and I am insured if I get into a crash. Trying to catch the club doing something illegal is much more important, than the safety of my wife and children. I can always re-marry and have more kids."
After staring at the club, Mr Family became hysterical and had to be slapped several times across the face by Mrs. Family to calm him down. "I tout I taw a putty tat, er I mean a tid". When he finally calmed down Mr Family called the police.
Here's the transcript from the police department:
Police: Wilkes-Barre Township Police
Mr Family: This is Mr. Family
Police: Who?
MF: I am Mr. Family. The man who is trying to close the strip club on Munday Street.
Police; Oh, yeah, you're that crackpot on the web, that's always making crank calls to the police.
MF: How dare you! I just saw a child being carried into the club by a seedy looking drug addicted prostitute.
Police: Are you sure your were not at Walmart? Lots of seedy looking drug addicted prostitutes shop there.
MF: NO it was the gclub 10 and I want them arrested.
Police: Can we have your real name and phone number?
MF: NO!! You go arrest them and I will call you back. Goodbye.

Well, the police did invesigate and it turns out it was a bag being carried by a lovely looking woman and Mr. Family was all wrong. No Child, it was a bag.
We got this pic from the blogspot of www.gogclub10.blogspot.com and we thank them very much.
Well, Mr Family did call back the police:
MF: THIS is Mr Family, did you arrest those pornographers?
Police: We checked out your latest complaint and found out the lady was carring a bag. We looked at the tape.
MF: Are you calling a man of God like me a liar? I swore to God this is true.
Police: Liar no. A man with a few french fries short of a happy meal, Yes. Have your eyes and meds checked..
You need help that the police can't provide Call the State Mental Hospital at Clarks Summit.. Goodbye.
While we made up the converstion about the police, and what mr family said, the other facts are true. Mr family did complain to the police and there was no child. Mr family never admitted this pic existed. he has no interest in truth.