GET YOUR MR. FAMILY COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN

MR FAMILY CAUSED THESE MEN TO WET THEIR PANTS

WHEN HE SHOWED UP AT A PRAYER MEETING IN COSTUME!!!!!




" A MR. FAMILY PARODY"

NOW, JUST IN TIME

FOR HALLOWEEN!!





THE MR FAMILY

COSTUME!!!


BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!

PEOPLE WILL THROW THINGS AT YOU WHEN YOU WEAR THE MR. FAMILY COSTUME.

PISS OFF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!

YOU WILL NEVER BE MORE EMBARRASSED THAN WHEN YOU WEAR THE MR. FAMILY COSTUME!!

EACH MR. FAMILY COSTUME COMES WITH:

1. GUCCI DESIGNER PAPER BAGS FOR YOUR HEAD ( SEE PIC)

JUST CUTS HOLES AND YOU ARE READY TO GO!















2. A " I AM MR FAMILY T-SHIRT" ( GUARANTEED TO MAKE ALMOST ANYONE BARF)

3.A MALE CHASTITY BELT JUST LIKE THE ONE MR, FAMILY WEARS!!!
( SEE PICS AND DESCRIPTION BELOW) YES, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOREVER!!

THE MR. FAMILY COSTUME CAN BE YOUR FOR ONLY $199.95.
AVAILABLE AT CHRISTIAN STORES ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE "MEDICATE MR. FAMILY FUND!!"
HAPPY TRICK OR TREAT!!

IF YOUR BUY BEFORE OCTOBER 15, YOU GET FREE COUPONS TO HAVE YOUR TRICK OR TREAT CANDY AND APPLES X-RAYED FOR POISON AND RAZOR BLADES!! ( BOY, WILL YOU NEED IT1)



Yes this beautiful handcrafted belt is made from 24-ga stainless steel, covered with a clear vinyl in the front, and black vinyl backing. This belt is for the person who is serious about male chastity. It's designed with a sleek pistol style lock, that simply cannot be removed without the key. That's right you know longer have to bother with those bulky padlocks. This belt has its on unique high tech built in locking system that can't be picked by even the best lock picking experts. To put is simple, if you don't have the key, you’re not going to get this belt off. The CB24-7 isn't just built to be secure, It's also built with your comfort in mind. The main shield has a plastic jock cup riveted to it, with a soft rubber lining that allows for much more comfort than what you would get with those belts that has nothing but a steel shield going between the legs. It's so comfortable, that you can walk, sit, sleep even run in it in total comfort. It's built so thin and light, that it absolutely cannot be detected underneath the clothing. The CB 24/7 has a sleek stylish design that you would see in much more expensive belts. Has a built in penis tube that allows for urination, and open rear end which allows for defecate. This belt is designed to be worn 24 hours a day, and 7 days a week. You can even shower in it. But wait, that's not all. The CB24-7 is adjustable to fit 3 different waist sizes. Thats right, why spend hunderes of dollars on a chastity belt that you can't even wear just because you lost, or gain a few pounds. The CB24-7 will adjust with you. The belts are all custom made for a perfect fit. To determine your waist size, measure your waist with a cloth type tape measure. This measurement should be taken just above the hipbone. (This is the area where you would normally wear a belt) If you do not have a cloth type tape measure, wrap a rope around your waist, and cut the rope so that the ends will just meet. Now measure the length of the rope. This should be an accurate measurement of your waist.