UH OH, MR. FAMILY NEEDS PICTURE TAKERS!!!

( This is A Mr. Family Parody)

GUESS WHAT? I, MR. FAMILY, need picture takers. As you can see from the current pic I posted, ( left) I am scraping the bottom of the barrel.

My old picture takers took a powder after they were arrested for trespassing, or are recovering from injuries they received running away from the police! If you share my philosophy about not having an adult club on the way to Chuck E. Cheese, and you are just feeble minded enough to do it, then become a pic taker for me.

Anyone can become a Mr. Family Picture taker. Children, illegal immigrants, and those convicted of violent felonies are all welcome!!! I do not check your background.

Remember, I speak to God and will put in a good word for you. You will NOT GO TO HELL
if you take pics for me, Guaranteed!!!

What you will need is a computer and a good digital camera. I recommend the ones with zoom lenses, cost about $1,000.00. If you do not have the money, then you need to give up luxuries, like food, heat etc. God will forgive you if you write a bad check or steal a credit card to buy a camera for my picture taking crusade.

There are a few ground rules to remember:

1. I was appointed by God as leader of this crusade. I am the leader, you are the follower.
I get all the credit and glory. You get nothing. Sounds fair? Of course it is!

2. I, Mr Family, stay home at night warm and comfortable with my family, you are out in the dark
and cold, snapping those pictures for me.

3. Your children and spouse can do without you for a night or two or three! The children won’t starve if they miss a few meals. The needs of Mr Family come first before the needs of you or your family!

4. Ignore reckless driving laws while taking those photos while driving! If you do get into a crash, God is just testing you, don’t give up!

5. Wear low heel comfortable shoes while trespassing on the mall parking lot or other private
property. You may have to run away from the police or security. Hope you are in good physical shape. If you do get arrested, make sure you ask the police to email me your pics before you are thrown in jail.


6. If you do not know how to use a digital camera, go take pics at the club anyway.
Your pics could not be any worse from the ones I already have posted on my website.

Thank you and God bless, Now GO GET ME THOSE PICTURES!!!!