FOX NEWS NIXES MR. FAMILY APPEARANCE

HANNITY & COLMES, BILL O'REILLY
TELL MR. FAMILY TO STOP HIDING IN THE CLOSET!




Mr. Family bought a new suit, had his fingernails
manicured, bought the finest Gucci paperbag
he could find, had the holes professionally cut,
and then had Mrs. Family iron razor sharp creases
into the edges of the paerbag he was about to wear. He was all prepared fpr his appearances on
Bill O'Reilly and Hannity & Colmes. Mr Family had written Fox news about his crusade to close all the adult busninesses in Luzerne County
and conservative right wing Fox News bought it, hook, line and sinker. But there was one piece of information he ommitted, the fact he remains anonymous. When he showed up at Fox News O'Reilly and Hannity had a fit. "It is not Halloween" said Bill O'Reilly looking at Mr. Family with the bag over his head.
Mr Family tried to liken himself to Batman & Robin & Superman, as to their being anonymous. "They are not real persons" shouted Hannity " but you are." When Mr Family refused to give his name, they showed him the door.
"I had an introduction already prepared" said Hannity. " Here is a man who is not afraid to stand up for what he believes, a man of great courage, etc. "Then this clown shows up with a paper bag over his head, afraid to tell us who he is.
He should call himself Mr. Wimp!!! Even my feeble minded viewers would not buy it."
Bill O' Reilly ranted about the adult places, then asked for addresses and hours of operation. O'Reilly paid an undisclosed sum of money to setlle a sexual harrassment suit brought by a female employee.

Ok we are kidding again but nexst time we will tell you why the local media really dumped Mr. family. Stay tuned.