Mr FAMILY COSTUMEA DISMAL FAILURE
Mr. Family Costume is a no sale at area stores.
The Mr. Family Costume, consisting of a paper bag, t-shirt, and chasity belt has proven to be a lemon for area businesses. The costume, designed by Mr Family as a way to make a fast buck, for medication taken for delusions has been a non-seller according to area businesses.
Maylou Wennis of the Hope Christian Bookstore in Wilkes-Barre said " People look at this costume and say " Mr Who? or I thought Mr Family was dead. We never hear anything about him anymore."
A clerk at Buzzy's Bazzaar stated " This costume is a real dog. We reduced it to 99 cents and it still doesn't sell."
Mr. Family received media attention in April of this year for starting a blog site to close down the Gentlemen's Club 10, an adult club. The news media became suspicious of him after he refused to reveal his identity on the condition
of nondisclosure to the public. When he refused, the media stopped reporting about him and area churches and businesses severed their ties to him and his efforts.
" When the news media refused to have anything to do you, it sends a red flag up to stay away said one area minister.
"If he were sincere, he would reveal his identity and stop hiding behind the internet."
The Mr. Family Costume, consisting of a paper bag, t-shirt, and chasity belt has proven to be a lemon for area businesses. The costume, designed by Mr Family as a way to make a fast buck, for medication taken for delusions has been a non-seller according to area businesses.
Maylou Wennis of the Hope Christian Bookstore in Wilkes-Barre said " People look at this costume and say " Mr Who? or I thought Mr Family was dead. We never hear anything about him anymore."
A clerk at Buzzy's Bazzaar stated " This costume is a real dog. We reduced it to 99 cents and it still doesn't sell."
Mr. Family received media attention in April of this year for starting a blog site to close down the Gentlemen's Club 10, an adult club. The news media became suspicious of him after he refused to reveal his identity on the condition
of nondisclosure to the public. When he refused, the media stopped reporting about him and area churches and businesses severed their ties to him and his efforts.
" When the news media refused to have anything to do you, it sends a red flag up to stay away said one area minister.
"If he were sincere, he would reveal his identity and stop hiding behind the internet."
posted by eric roberts | 10:17 AM
3 Comments:
Always a good read
I found my own little piece of heaven. Flaming, dog shit filled mini Mr. Family characters. You can leave them, lit at the top of course, on ANY non-God-fearing neighbor's doorstep to taunt and tease them to "take a step towards/on salvation" Then they will have poo on their shoe. And Jesus will be pleased. Then I can use the money made from this to stuff down the G-strings of helpless waifs who don't know any better. The bittersweet irony of it all.
HA HA HA HA. Nice isead Graveh
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