MR. FAMILY: STRIP CLUBS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING!!!
A MR. FAMILY PARODY
FROM MR FAMILY"S BLOGSITE:
When I started this blog back in April of 2006, and called myself Mr. Family, I received so much press coverage, it went to my already swelled head. I thought that by starting this blog and getting a few stooges to take pics for me, I could close down the g-club. I even made bets, that I ,Mr. Family, would have the club shut down by the end of the year! Boy was I wrong! Realizing the pics were not working, I began to spread rumors the club wasn’t doing well, not paying its bills, and the parking lot was empty. When that didn’t work, I claimed I saw a baby being carried into the club. But the police didn’t believe me and the club had a tape of a woman carrying bags, into the club, not a baby.
I tried to exact revenge by saying the club was taping everybody, but that fizzled fast. Next, my pic takers got caught trespassing etc, and I may be in legal hot water, so the car pictures, which I bragged so much about ad nauseum, have gone down the toilet too. Growing desperate, I began to run stories that strip clubs are responsible for everything from theft of cars to slavery. I even tried to change the subject to a bare back billboard, only to fall flat on my ass when less than a dozen people complained, and the billboard was put up on the other side of the interstate. Those bastards!
To get even, I started spreading lies that that the heathen radio station was making their interns pose nude! I hide behind this blog so I do not get my self righteous, pompous ass sued!
Some day, I want to come out of the closet, and run for public office, I need the right wing Christian vote, so I AM DESPERATE
& WILL SAY AND DO ANYTHING!!! After searching for days, I found this article written by a scientist, Dr. Richard Head. Dr. Dick, says global warming is caused by strip clubs.
Here’s a brief excerpt from his thesis, which won him expulsion from State University of Pennsylvania.
" when mentally deficient perverts gather and watch those poor women being degraded while making hundreds of dollars, an energy is released which burns a hole through the ozone layer. This would not happen if these men were in church instead"
I pray that this activity will not melt our polar caps and the polar bears and penguins will be ok. Well, I do not really care about the penguins, because Dr Dick says most of them are gay. Please pray with me and send this story to all the gullible people you know.
Now, it’s back to listening to the game. This quarter is sponsored by Adult World.
Love, Mr. Family
FROM MR FAMILY"S BLOGSITE:
When I started this blog back in April of 2006, and called myself Mr. Family, I received so much press coverage, it went to my already swelled head. I thought that by starting this blog and getting a few stooges to take pics for me, I could close down the g-club. I even made bets, that I ,Mr. Family, would have the club shut down by the end of the year! Boy was I wrong! Realizing the pics were not working, I began to spread rumors the club wasn’t doing well, not paying its bills, and the parking lot was empty. When that didn’t work, I claimed I saw a baby being carried into the club. But the police didn’t believe me and the club had a tape of a woman carrying bags, into the club, not a baby.
I tried to exact revenge by saying the club was taping everybody, but that fizzled fast. Next, my pic takers got caught trespassing etc, and I may be in legal hot water, so the car pictures, which I bragged so much about ad nauseum, have gone down the toilet too. Growing desperate, I began to run stories that strip clubs are responsible for everything from theft of cars to slavery. I even tried to change the subject to a bare back billboard, only to fall flat on my ass when less than a dozen people complained, and the billboard was put up on the other side of the interstate. Those bastards!
To get even, I started spreading lies that that the heathen radio station was making their interns pose nude! I hide behind this blog so I do not get my self righteous, pompous ass sued!
Some day, I want to come out of the closet, and run for public office, I need the right wing Christian vote, so I AM DESPERATE
& WILL SAY AND DO ANYTHING!!! After searching for days, I found this article written by a scientist, Dr. Richard Head. Dr. Dick, says global warming is caused by strip clubs.
Here’s a brief excerpt from his thesis, which won him expulsion from State University of Pennsylvania.
" when mentally deficient perverts gather and watch those poor women being degraded while making hundreds of dollars, an energy is released which burns a hole through the ozone layer. This would not happen if these men were in church instead"
I pray that this activity will not melt our polar caps and the polar bears and penguins will be ok. Well, I do not really care about the penguins, because Dr Dick says most of them are gay. Please pray with me and send this story to all the gullible people you know.
Now, it’s back to listening to the game. This quarter is sponsored by Adult World.
Love, Mr. Family
posted by eric roberts | 4:40 PM
2 Comments:
Ha ha ha! The sad part is, your satire is so true.
He has fallen flat on his ass in every attempt. I have gotten in contact with the blonde model from the billboard. She is fact NOT an intern (see my new posting). So Mr.Family again is spreading rumors and wrong info. BIG Suprise there huh. LOL
I have contacted Citadel about Mr family seeking comment. Stay tuned.
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