MR FAMILY COMES CLEAN!!!
THIS IS A MR FAMILY PARODY.
Some of you have been e-mailing me, asking me questions like, where are the car pictures,
what happened to the Citadel billboard stories, why have you thrown in the towel?
I have devoted a lot of time making up stories, and repeating gossip and rumors hoping I would attract media attention and become a celebrity. I have done so, believing politicians, religious leaders and the public would follow me blindly. That didn’t happen. I also began posting pictures of cars parked at the club trying to scare people away. That didn’t happen either. To make people believe it was working, I began saying the club was failing, the club wasn’t paying it’s bills, the parking lot was empty and I had people counting cars!
In March, the G-club reached the one year mark. I predicted it would close by the end of 2006. In that time, I made up many lies including " there’s a baby in the
club" Nobody, including the police, believed me. It was embarrassing that the police laughed at me and the club had a video proving it was a shopping bag not a baby being carried into the club.
In a desperate effort to attract media attention, I mounted a crusade against a billboard owned by a local radio station. It backfired badly.
Citadel Broadcasting issued a Cease and Desist Order against me for all the lies I made up about their radio station.
I removed the car pics because they violated the privacy of the patrons of the club and I was afraid I would get sued. It was no fun writing the updates if I have to tell the truth. It's too late now to save Mr Family, but it's not too late to save my ass from future legal trouble.
I know that very few of you will be disappointed, but I will be taking an extended break from the regular updates. If the G-Club. actually does close in the next several years, I will come back to take the credit. Meanwhile, I will instill the moral values elsewhere that I have used here:
It is ok to lie to get what you what & when you get caught run and hide. Also Never take
responsibility for your actions, always blame someone else.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I can't help feeling that I have screwed up big time.
Your turn.
Some of you have been e-mailing me, asking me questions like, where are the car pictures,
what happened to the Citadel billboard stories, why have you thrown in the towel?
I have devoted a lot of time making up stories, and repeating gossip and rumors hoping I would attract media attention and become a celebrity. I have done so, believing politicians, religious leaders and the public would follow me blindly. That didn’t happen. I also began posting pictures of cars parked at the club trying to scare people away. That didn’t happen either. To make people believe it was working, I began saying the club was failing, the club wasn’t paying it’s bills, the parking lot was empty and I had people counting cars!
In March, the G-club reached the one year mark. I predicted it would close by the end of 2006. In that time, I made up many lies including " there’s a baby in the
club" Nobody, including the police, believed me. It was embarrassing that the police laughed at me and the club had a video proving it was a shopping bag not a baby being carried into the club.
In a desperate effort to attract media attention, I mounted a crusade against a billboard owned by a local radio station. It backfired badly.
Citadel Broadcasting issued a Cease and Desist Order against me for all the lies I made up about their radio station.
I removed the car pics because they violated the privacy of the patrons of the club and I was afraid I would get sued. It was no fun writing the updates if I have to tell the truth. It's too late now to save Mr Family, but it's not too late to save my ass from future legal trouble.
I know that very few of you will be disappointed, but I will be taking an extended break from the regular updates. If the G-Club. actually does close in the next several years, I will come back to take the credit. Meanwhile, I will instill the moral values elsewhere that I have used here:
It is ok to lie to get what you what & when you get caught run and hide. Also Never take
responsibility for your actions, always blame someone else.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I can't help feeling that I have screwed up big time.
Your turn.
posted by eric roberts | 3:23 PM
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