POLICE DO NOT BELIEVE MR. FAMILY!!!

In what has proven to be a collossal embarassment and a humiliating experience, Mr Family claimed on his blog that
he saw a woman carry a child into the club. Mr Family said he was driving back from a heart clogging dose of fat, salt, and sugar at Chuck E. Cheese's, and he had his family in the car at the time. Mr Family admitted to violating Pennsylvania driving laws.. " Yes I took my eyes off the road to stare at that strip club." he said. "My car has airbags and I am insured if I get into a crash. Trying to catch the club doing something illegal is much more important, than the safety of my wife and children. I can always re-marry and have more kids."
After staring at the club, Mr Family became hysterical and had to be slapped several times across the face by Mrs. Family to calm him down. "I tout I taw a putty tat, er I mean a tid". When he finally calmed down Mr Family called the police.
Here's the transcript from the police department:
Police: Wilkes-Barre Township Police
Mr Family: This is Mr. Family
Police: Who?
MF: I am Mr. Family. The man who is trying to close the strip club on Munday Street.
Police; Oh, yeah, you're that crackpot on the web, that's always making crank calls to the police.
MF: How dare you! I just saw a child being carried into the club by a seedy looking drug addicted prostitute.
Police: Are you sure your were not at Walmart? Lots of seedy looking drug addicted prostitutes shop there.
MF: NO it was the gclub 10 and I want them arrested.
Police: Can we have your real name and phone number?
MF: NO!! You go arrest them and I will call you back. Goodbye.

Well, the police did invesigate and it turns out it was a bag being carried by a lovely looking woman and Mr. Family was all wrong. No Child, it was a bag.
We got this pic from the blogspot of www.gogclub10.blogspot.com and we thank them very much.
Well, Mr Family did call back the police:
MF: THIS is Mr Family, did you arrest those pornographers?
Police: We checked out your latest complaint and found out the lady was carring a bag. We looked at the tape.
MF: Are you calling a man of God like me a liar? I swore to God this is true.
Police: Liar no. A man with a few french fries short of a happy meal, Yes. Have your eyes and meds checked..
You need help that the police can't provide Call the State Mental Hospital at Clarks Summit.. Goodbye.
While we made up the converstion about the police, and what mr family said, the other facts are true. Mr family did complain to the police and there was no child. Mr family never admitted this pic existed. he has no interest in truth.

MEET A MR. FAMILY SUPPORTER

PRUDENCE IS PICTURED HERE ON HER WAY TO ATLANTIC CITY.


In the interest of fairness, we invited a Mr. family supporter to give us her viewpoints.

Name: Prudence Pillworthy
Location: Kingston Pa
Single, Secretary
Hobbies: Enjoys Bingo, Trips to Pocono Downs, Atlantic City Casinos, where she enjoys slot machines, keno, roulette, blackjack, poker and craps. When at home, she plays the daily number, Powerball, instant lottery tickets, and bets on sporting events via the internet.
Prudence supports Mr. Family’s efforts to close the strip clubs. "These men waste their time and money at these places. They should get good, clean, wholesome hobbies like me."

This blog is dedicated to Bill Bennett

IN A HURRY TO CATCH THE BUS, PRUDENCE SLIPPED ON SOME POKER CHIPS AND TORE HER DRESS!

"Prudence" is actor David Wallams from

the hilarious hit BBC Television show "Little Britain"

LICENSE PLATE TRACED TO CONSERVATIVE MINISTER

This license plate, (pictured on left) and on Mr. Family's website has been traced to a vehicle rented by the Rev. Jimmy Swaggert. ( pictured left)
The Rev. Swaggert is in the area with
his " You Can Trust Me With Your Daughter" Gospel Tour..
When questioned by the media, The good Reverend started crying and said " I can't believe I got caught again. That f*****g Mr. Family. Why can't he stay home with the kids and the old lady and let me minister to the strippers. I was only praying for those girls when they were lap dancing for me."
This is not the first time Rev Swaggert has been caught in an adult establishment. In 1987, while bringing in 500,000 daily in money from tv viewers, his car was seen at adult motels.
And just like Mr. Family he told his followers to take pictures of cars parked at adult establishments A competing televangelist did just that. When he was caught with a $35.00 hooker, Sawggert cried and said he sinned. He was defrocked and then complained that millions of souls would go to hell because he was no longer a minister. He was reinstated. A few years later he was caught watching porn movies with a prostitute in a motel room. Little Jimmy was out of the pulpit when he was caught.
A woman with whom he had an adulterous affair for years told Penthouse magazine, he wanted to have sex with her 11 year old daughter. A few years later in 1995, Swaggert was caught again with a hooker in his car by police.
The hooker said Swaggert had hired her. In 2002, he was accused of plagarism by a fellow minister, and in 2004,
he said ( on his television show) he would kill any homosexual that looked at him.


Ok, it was not the Rev's car, we are just kidding but the rest of the story about Swaggert is true. Watch out for these people who seem a little too obsessed with strip clubs etc, esp when you do not know who they are. One never knows does one?

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TAKING PICS OUTSIDE STRIP CLUB!!!

If I were a Mr. Family Picture taker, I woulld be worried. Look what happened to this woman:
Here's the story:

http://www.rivertowns.net/news1999/hsorival/week51/frontpage/np/LOCAA01.HTM

Photographing strip club patrons leads to camera theft, arrests
By Joe Winter
Many people likely have thought about taking photographs of various patrons as they leave Centerfolds Cabaret.
Last Friday night, Dawn Larson actually did so.
When she clicked the first of her photos while positioned on the sidewalk in front of the strip club, two men apparently weren't amused and allegedly grabbed her camera and took off running. Larson ran after them, cell phone in hand, telling police the turns made in their flight through the downtown, according to police reports. Near Dick's Bar, the two Minnesota men were arrested and handcuffed, reports say.
However, it's the issuance of another citation that makes the story even stranger.
Larson returned to her vehicle next to the sidewalk by the club and started taking more pictures. She says she was trying to capture on film a man who during the previous summer had threatened Larson's daughter and some of her friends. Larson, having heard the man hangs out at Centerfolds on weekends, hoped to show her daughter the photos and see if an identification could be made.
Larson's return to take more photos apparently is what got her a $129.50 citation for disorderly conduct.
She said an officer told her that such an invasion of privacy would not be appreciated by patrons and could incite more troubles.
When asked why she was taking pictures, reports state that Larson would only say, "Because I have the right to take pictures (on public property) don't I?"
The male subjects said Larson "came up to them suddenly and put an object into their faces," reports say. When a flash went off, the men realized it was a camera, but until that point weren't sure what the object was, they said. They thought it might even have been a weapon. One of the men admitted he was angered by Larson's actions.
Larson said in an interview that she was not confrontational and stayed further than five feet away from the men. Upon returning, Larson said she shot photos from her car and did not use a flash.
The Minnesota men, Brian D. Bogotty, 43, of Cedar and Timothy R. Arnzen, 42, of Deerwood, were cited for disorderly conduct. Arnzen also was cited for theft, which carries a $283.50 penalty. Police reports list the time of the incident as 10:17 p.m.
It was an instance of alleged harassment on the Apple River that led up to Friday's altercation. Larson said a group of men refused to move a truck that was blocking the path of Larson and several youth volunteers, including her daughter, who were enjoying a complimentary tubing excursion. Later that day, as the group of volunteers floated down the river, two of the men threatened members of the group and exposed their private parts, Larson said.
She got their photograph as they harassed the young volunteers and when hearing the men are regulars at the strip club, decided to get another photo, match up the two pictures and try to establish an identification, Larson said. She wasn't able to get another photo of the men encountered at Somerset, although she suspects they were at the club that night and may have left during the chase through the downtown.
Larson said that she was motivated by her daughter's fear that she might encounter the men if she went downtown and that her daughter did not feel safe traveling there.

PROSITUTE HIRED AT CLUB!!!

Mr Family was really bent out of shape the last time the
g- club hired a hooker to dance.
HE posted it on his blog, and called the police!!!. Well, here we go again!! For those of you who are into Leather, look at the women
(on left) who is the Feature act this weekend at the Club!


Leather Mccoy will be appaearing. this Saturday night..

OOPS!!! WAIT, WE MADE A MISTAKE!! WE PULLED THE WRONG PICS FROM OUR FILES!!!
THIS IS NOT LEATHER MCCOY, IT IS ANN COULTER!!!





We mistakeningly took this Right Wing Conservative Christian Woman for a Hooker!!
The leather miniskirt up to her woo-woo threw us off..
If you take a good look at her pictures, you can see how we made the mistake. We are sooo sorry!!


Learn by our mistake.
When you are driving down South Main Street
and see a woman dressed like this,
do not assume she is a hooker.
It could be a conservative Christian woman
on her way to church.

Editor's Note: The woman in the pic is Ann Coulter, conservative commentator and author of the book "Godless"
Looks can be deceiving.

Mr. Family Tells Picture Takers To Break Law

On his Blogspot, dated April 4, 2006, Title: Wow, Mr. Family instructs his picture takers to and I quote him directly:
"Try taking a picture (of the Gentlemen’s Club10) while driving by the property. Their entrance is VERY visible from the road. & If your camera has a good zoom feature, you will probably find it very easy to get a picture from the mall road or parking lot."
On his blog dated July 12, 2006 Title: Proposal Mr Family says
"Drive by his clubs. Take a picture of the cars parked at either the Carousel or Cabaret, and e-mail them to me". Mr Family want to prove he is not associated with those clubs so he asks other people to take the pics of these clubs and he will post him. On his blog, dated Friday August 11. He has a pic ( above left) that he says was taken in a moving car, at some unmentinedadult club,date and time not known or mentioned.
Common sense tells one it isn’t very bright or safe to take pics while driving a car.
The WNEP website: http://www.wnep.com/global/Story.asp?s=1678334
states:
"DON'T TAKE PICTURES WHILE DRIVING! This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. If you are driving by something you want to photograph, have someone else in the car take the picture, or pull over in a safe place before taking the picture."
Of course it is a stupid thing to advise something to do, but is picture taking while driving illegal?
So I asked the Pennsylvania State Police that question. Here is what their spokesperson said.
" There is no law specifically that deals with that subject
but the laws of reckless driving and reckless endangerment would apply here. Reckless driving is generally defined as:
when an individual operates a vehicle in a dangerous and negligent manner. It it is a misdemeanor crime. Certainly taking your eyes off the road long enough to take a picture or pictures poses a danger to pedestrians, animals, directional, and opposing traffic."
The Police officer continued. " Would one be able to stop if a pedestrian, animal, or car suddenly came into the path of your vehicle? Is the risk of injuring or killing someone worth a picture?
Try explaining your actions to the person you injured or their next of kin if they are killed."
While the Spokesperson never heard of Mr Family he added " This individual needs for these pictures must override his concern for the safety of others. Otherwise, he would have never advised anyone to do such an irresponsible thing."


The next issue is Mr. Family telling people to take pics of the club in the mall’s parking lot.
It is illegal to take pics from private property, unless you have the owner’s permission.
Mall Security does not want people trespassing or loitering on their property. There are signs posted to that effect. The parking lot is for shoppers of the mall, not for Mr. Family picture takers. So in fact, Mr Family is telling people in both instances to break the law. It is a safe bet to assume that many if not most of Mr. Family’s pictures were obtained illegally. These unfortunate set of circumstances do not speak well of his honesty, credibility or concern for his followers.
The victims of the illegal activity may have legal recourse. If I were they, I consult a lawyer.

Mr. Family In the Company of Pornograhers

Mr Family would soil his unmentionables if he knew this! He shares his blogspot with lots of porn blogs!
Here's the story: You can send it to Mr family. His blog is www.stopgclub.10com Tell him to have his heart medication handy. Mr Family will spin this to say I am advertising porn websites. I am not. I am just showing him
who is in his company.

Conservative Porn?

There exists a emerging preponderance of so called “conservative porn” which is not really porn but is somewhat “titillating”, this often involves pictures of women being spanked often by their husbands as a form of “Domestic Discipline”. Advice on how to show your sexual partner “the ropes” and dubious dating advice as well as self confessed descriptions of “urban sluts” on the make. Much of this is text and graphics. It can not be described in any real way as pornography and hence we do not include it in our filtering process.
However, not everyone agrees with this position. So we are compiling a list that is a “double edged “sword. This his a list of sites which can be used as a jump of point to and seemingly endless series of these blogs and sites or you can download them and place them in any modern contemporary filter.
As we progress the list will grow and develop and a text file can be downloaded here.
Needless to say if you can contribute any interesting sites that would be appreciated and feel free to download the list. We do not consider this proprietary material.
Whatever your predisposition!
accordingtoamber.blogspot.com
accordingtodan.blogspot.com
adult.backwash.com/
alacarte.blogspot.com
alaskantroll.blogspot.com
artnudes.blogspot.com
aslavesheart.blogspot.com
baltazarcasaubon.blogspot.com/
bdsmforum.blogspot.com/
belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/
bjland.ws/weblog/blogger.html
bl4met.blogspot.com/
blog.blackandbusty.co.uk/
blog.hotornot.com/r/
bottoms.gorilla365.com/
boyslut.blogspot.com
brandyswhinery.blogspot.com/
buggydoo.blogspot.com
capriciousvicissitude.blogspot.com/
captiveheart.us/blog
catnastey.blogspot.com/
cockunderlock.blogspot.com
creativespankedwife.blogspot.com/
cumwhore.blogspot.com
damagelimitation.blogspot.com
danaewhispering.blogspot.com/
darkfiresklavin.blogspot.com/
diesel2.blogspot.com/
dirtymindcandy.com/blog/
dirtywhore.blogspot.com/
drunkenwhore.blogspot.com
eiram.blogspot.com
erosblog.com
fofaoa.blogspot.com
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girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com
glory42.blogspot.com/
happyhooking.blogspot.com
heartjacked.blogspot.com
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joanniewrites.blogspot.com
kate.nerdsluts.com
kinkybitch.blogspot.com/
lingeriedreams.blogspot.com
londonmetrosexual.blogspot.com
lustylady.blogspot.com
luxuriaerotica.blogspot.com
menageablog.blogspot.com
mistressmatisse.blogspot.com
monmouth.blogspot.com
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ncblog.blogspot.com
no-undies.net
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page3girls.blogspot.com
peterspov.blogspot.com
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pussyranch.blogspot.com
pussytales.blogspot.com
quiver.typepad.com
redwhore.blogspot.com
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rougeramblings.blogspot.com
screamergirl.blogspot.com
sensuallib.com
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shirleyshave.blogspot.com
smalltownsex.blogspot.com
snarkybastard.blogspot.com
stripclubmemories.blogspot.com
subfrench.blogspot.com
submissivereflections.blogspot.com
suburbansexblog.blogspot.com
tastytrixie.com/blog
thatashleygirl.blogspot.com
the-cee-word.diary-x.com
thesubmissive.blogspot.com
thetamingofasub.blogspot.com
thisbighush.blogspot.com
twistedmonk.blogspot.com
unablogger.blogspot.com
wantonmaleness.blogspot.com
http://www.badgirlsblog.com/
www.deblondeblogger.be/
www.dirtymindcandy.com/blog
http://www.domestic-spanking.com/
http://www.gaypornblog.com/
http://www.gaysexblog.org/
www.livejournal.com/users/nicebluejournal/
www.saucypanties.com/blogger.htm
http://www.spankingblog.com/
www.vixxie.com/blog
www.wordoyster.com/weblog
yasminez.blogspot.com/

Hookers Arrested Not Near Adult Businesses

Mr Family says that Adult Businesses increse crime, including prostitution.But the arrests of these hookers were NOT ANYWHERE NEAR ANY ADULT ESTABLISHMENTS! This article is from the Times Leader.

WILKES-BARRE – Six people were arrested Tuesday night stemming from an undercover investigation targeting prostitution in the downtown and South Main Street areas.
Arrested and charged with prostitution and related offenses were: Christy Stull, 24, Wilkes-Barre; Sandra Shannon, 49, Wilkes-Barre; Danielle Witt, 31, Wilkes-Barre; Kimberly Waters, age unknown, Wilkes-Barre; Brandi Crane, 24, Edwardsville; and Steven M. Gustin, 28, Freeland.
Police conducted the sting between 8 p.m. and midnight.
In two instances, police said Shannon approached an undercover plains clothes officer and offered to perform a sex act for money. She was arrested at Race and Walnut streets at 9:11 p.m.
Crane approached a plains clothes officer and offered to perform a sex act for money. She was arrested at Pickering Street and Marlborough Avenue at 9:33 p.m.
Police did not give information how Stull, Witt, Waters and Gustin were arrested.
Police said Stull was sent to the Luzerne County Correctional Facility when it was learned she was wanted by the county’s Adult Probation and Parole Department.
Gustin also faces a charge of drug possession. Police said Gustin was in possession of heroin at the time of his arrest.

Mr. Family Doesn't Want You to See This!!!

I was on Mr Family's blogspot and noticed that he removed my posts. Seems like he isn't too pleased that I started this blogspot, He doesn't want you to know the truth, or have someone challenge him. Obviously he cannot take a joke, wait he is the JOKE! Anyway, we are just warming up! Look for lots more articles in the commons weeks.
And unlike Mr Family, we keep our promises.

The Town That Wants No More Churches

Stafford Leaders Want No More Churches

STAFFORD, Texas -- The leaders of a small Texas town are hoping to put
out the "no vacancy" sign for religious organizations hoping to build there,
KPRC Local 2 reported Monday.
There are more than 50 churches in Stafford, a community of 15,000 people
southwest of Houston.
City leaders said it's not a religious freedom issue,
but rather a question of how to pay for city services
in a town that does not have a lot of choices.
City Councilman Cecil Willis recently proposed that Stafford ban construction
of new churches within city limits.
"It's not politically correct," he said.
Stafford's mayor agreed.
"They haven't run me out of town on the rail or anything,"
Mayor Leonard Scarcella said.
The problem is that Stafford does not have a property tax,
so it is totally dependent on sales taxes and business fees to fund city services.
With just 8 square miles of land, it already has 51 churches -- all nonprofits.
"They pay no fees for the firetruck, for the police car, for patching the road,
or any other operation of this city," Willis said.
Willis and the mayor said they want to preserve the land
that's left for commercial development.
But, so far, the proposal is not getting much traction with voters.
Willis and the mayor said that trend can't continue.
"It might force us to possibly go back to a property tax," Scarcella said.
The mayor said that a property tax would be his last choice.
Stafford ended the property tax in 1995.
The mayor and Willis said another problem is that a lot of the churches
are not local and are drawing their congregations from outside the city.
Scarcella said he approved letting the Living Water Christian Church
build in Stafford because it would have a local congregation.

New Adult Business Open/Expand

While Mr. Family and followers is busy watching the parking lot of the G-Club 10 for who knows what two other adult business have or are opening and several more are expanding!
Mr. Family’s philosophy is "no more new adult businesses," but these businesses opened right under his nose and without a peep from him or his followers!

Zoning records and liquor applications reveal that no one protested the openings of these establishments:

Miss Billie’s is located at the new West End Plaza Shopping Center
( located across the street from Klein’s Candy, Carey Ave.)
She features adult lingerie, leather goods, high heels etc
and other adult novelties. No one under 18 admitted.
Call for hours/ more info-- 570/822/2282.

Michael’s Lounge located at 429 Main St Kingston is opening
sometime in August. It is a gay bar, which will feature dancing,
occasional strip shows and female impersonator shows.
The phone number is 570/287/9300.
His website is www. Michaelslounge.com

Movie Gallery with locations in Wilkes-Barre and Hanover Township
have expanded their adult video section.

So has Mr. Fashions located on the Sans Souci Parkway.
Mr Fashions has also expanded their selection of sex toys and other erotica.

The 12 Penny Lounge located on Rt 11 in Moosic is expanding to two floors.
The popular gay bar will soon have a piano bar, dance floor and a restaurant.
It is now open Sundays.

We wish these businesses well.

Mr Family has said in response to complaints that he does not monitor/photo other adult establishments is that he will close the g-club 10 and work on another adult establishment after that. This "put your all your eggs in one basket approach" doesn’t seem to be working does it?
More on that later.

Interview With a Mr. Family Picture Taker

Name: Patsy Stone

Resides: Noxen Pa, 2nd floor apartment above a bar

Occupation: Personal Escort for Nursing Home Patients

Hobbies: Smoke, Drink, Gravestone Tracing

( of former dates) & Taking Pics for Mr. Family

Reasons for Taking Pics of Cars at Strip Club:
Wants revenge for not being hired as a Dancer
Men She Meets Do Not Need Foreplay
Gives Her an Excuse for Not Caring for Bedridden Mother

Patsy will no longer being taking pics for Mr. Family as she is marring Wilbur Johns, a 102 year old patient at the Breathe & GO Nursing Home in Carbondale. After his death, which will be anyday, she plans on entering Rehab. or a trip to Vegas, depending on her inheritence, Below are some pics Patsy took, which appear on Mr. family's website. " I was really on a bender the night I took these," she explained. " I woke up on the bus or was it under the bus, I just don't remember.

Mr. Family doesn't know anything about me. He just published my pics no questions asked." Patsy said she met a serial rapist, a prostitute, and an illegal immigrant, who were also taking pics for Mr. Family. "He promised us that we would get into heaven if we took pics for him. And he said God would mail Herberto a green card, and give Susie a born again pimp.

Editors note: This is a Mr Family parody. The picture is actress Joanna Lumley as Patsy on the BBC show

Absoulutely Fabulous. But the pics are really from Mr Family's website. Looks like they were taken by somebody on a bender, heh? And when you go trolling on the internet looking for someone to do your dirty work, ie picture taking, who know what or who you will get.

Welcome to Mr. Family Funnies!!!

In this Blog we offer a critical and often amusing analysis of the activites of Mr. Family, the anonymous Luzerne County resident, who is trying to close down The Gentlemen's Club 10, an all nude dance club.
What makes it even funnier, is Mr. Family is trying to accomplish this while hiding in a closet.
He solicits people on-line to take pics of cars in their parking lot, the purpose of which is to scare, harrass and intimidate people from going there. Problem for Mr family is the pics are of a very poor quality and the scare tactics are just not working, but we will go into this this much more detail later.