Mr FAMILY COSTUMEA DISMAL FAILURE

Mr. Family Costume is a no sale at area stores.


The Mr. Family Costume, consisting of a paper bag, t-shirt, and chasity belt has proven to be a lemon for area businesses. The costume, designed by Mr Family as a way to make a fast buck, for medication taken for delusions has been a non-seller according to area businesses.
Maylou Wennis of the Hope Christian Bookstore in Wilkes-Barre said " People look at this costume and say " Mr Who? or I thought Mr Family was dead. We never hear anything about him anymore."
A clerk at Buzzy's Bazzaar stated " This costume is a real dog. We reduced it to 99 cents and it still doesn't sell."
Mr. Family received media attention in April of this year for starting a blog site to close down the Gentlemen's Club 10, an adult club. The news media became suspicious of him after he refused to reveal his identity on the condition
of nondisclosure to the public. When he refused, the media stopped reporting about him and area churches and businesses severed their ties to him and his efforts.
" When the news media refused to have anything to do you, it sends a red flag up to stay away said one area minister.
"If he were sincere, he would reveal his identity and stop hiding behind the internet."

Where is Mr Family???

Is MR family's website down? Did he move? Or is he gone?

Went t his website www.stopgclub10.com and there is a blank screen!

We will let you know!

update mr family site is working now!!

GET YOUR MR. FAMILY COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN

MR FAMILY CAUSED THESE MEN TO WET THEIR PANTS

WHEN HE SHOWED UP AT A PRAYER MEETING IN COSTUME!!!!!




" A MR. FAMILY PARODY"

NOW, JUST IN TIME

FOR HALLOWEEN!!





THE MR FAMILY

COSTUME!!!


BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!

PEOPLE WILL THROW THINGS AT YOU WHEN YOU WEAR THE MR. FAMILY COSTUME.

PISS OFF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!

YOU WILL NEVER BE MORE EMBARRASSED THAN WHEN YOU WEAR THE MR. FAMILY COSTUME!!

EACH MR. FAMILY COSTUME COMES WITH:

1. GUCCI DESIGNER PAPER BAGS FOR YOUR HEAD ( SEE PIC)

JUST CUTS HOLES AND YOU ARE READY TO GO!















2. A " I AM MR FAMILY T-SHIRT" ( GUARANTEED TO MAKE ALMOST ANYONE BARF)

3.A MALE CHASTITY BELT JUST LIKE THE ONE MR, FAMILY WEARS!!!
( SEE PICS AND DESCRIPTION BELOW) YES, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOREVER!!

THE MR. FAMILY COSTUME CAN BE YOUR FOR ONLY $199.95.
AVAILABLE AT CHRISTIAN STORES ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE "MEDICATE MR. FAMILY FUND!!"
HAPPY TRICK OR TREAT!!

IF YOUR BUY BEFORE OCTOBER 15, YOU GET FREE COUPONS TO HAVE YOUR TRICK OR TREAT CANDY AND APPLES X-RAYED FOR POISON AND RAZOR BLADES!! ( BOY, WILL YOU NEED IT1)



Yes this beautiful handcrafted belt is made from 24-ga stainless steel, covered with a clear vinyl in the front, and black vinyl backing. This belt is for the person who is serious about male chastity. It's designed with a sleek pistol style lock, that simply cannot be removed without the key. That's right you know longer have to bother with those bulky padlocks. This belt has its on unique high tech built in locking system that can't be picked by even the best lock picking experts. To put is simple, if you don't have the key, you’re not going to get this belt off. The CB24-7 isn't just built to be secure, It's also built with your comfort in mind. The main shield has a plastic jock cup riveted to it, with a soft rubber lining that allows for much more comfort than what you would get with those belts that has nothing but a steel shield going between the legs. It's so comfortable, that you can walk, sit, sleep even run in it in total comfort. It's built so thin and light, that it absolutely cannot be detected underneath the clothing. The CB 24/7 has a sleek stylish design that you would see in much more expensive belts. Has a built in penis tube that allows for urination, and open rear end which allows for defecate. This belt is designed to be worn 24 hours a day, and 7 days a week. You can even shower in it. But wait, that's not all. The CB24-7 is adjustable to fit 3 different waist sizes. Thats right, why spend hunderes of dollars on a chastity belt that you can't even wear just because you lost, or gain a few pounds. The CB24-7 will adjust with you. The belts are all custom made for a perfect fit. To determine your waist size, measure your waist with a cloth type tape measure. This measurement should be taken just above the hipbone. (This is the area where you would normally wear a belt) If you do not have a cloth type tape measure, wrap a rope around your waist, and cut the rope so that the ends will just meet. Now measure the length of the rope. This should be an accurate measurement of your waist.

PROTESTERS WELCOME AT ADULT BOOKSTORE

Here's a place for Mr family to spend his vacation. He may want to read the part about protesters making great advertising.

Adult Bookstore Welcomes Protesters

An adult bookstore has opened in O'Neil, Florida, and of course protesters have shown up to make it clear that they think it immoral for anyone to have the ability to buy adult material in Nassau county. The store, though, welcomes their presence - because they are great advertising.

First Coast News reports:
"Pornography and sex shops in general are bad for the community," says Rick Young, who's leading up the demonstration at a new store in Nassau County. ... "Certainly we hope that this business will decide to move else where, close it's doors and move out. Move out of our county quite frankly, " says Young.

The owner has put up a sign saying "Welcome Protesters"

"The spirit of the sign was to welcome the protesters, and let's face it protesters are good press for us, " says George Cebeck, the stores owner. ...Clearly the controversy didn't scare all the customers away, "People vote with their feet. If their was nobody coming into the store we wouldn't be here", says Cebeck.
The protesters haven't started to try to intimidate customers, though. Opponents of adult stores have had some success elsewhere by taking down license plate numbers, getting home addresses, and mailing things to people. Christians are not above using harassment and intimidation to get their way, so we'll just have to see if this store manages to stay open. Read More:
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